“Everything You Need With Frequency”
To our listeners on the mainland and beyond:
We regret to report that RPTR is presently experiencing technical complications in relaying a clean transmission across the channel. Our engineers assure us the difficulty lies not in our spirits, but somewhere between the static, the salt air, and the stubborn temperamental wiring.
While we grease the gears and persuade the valves to behave, we invite you to enjoy instead a personal playlist of today’s real jumpers — hand-selected by our very own Julian Derby, host of Voice in the Vines and darling of the dial. Consider this a temporary tonic until the airwaves resume their proper reach.
Thank you for your patience, your patronage, and your polite refusal to thump the receiver with a shoe. RPTR will return to regular broadcast the moment the machinery remembers who is in charge.
— RPTR Engineering & Announcements Office
Royal Pacific Transmission Radio, Edendale Island
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